radicalravenclaw:

my eating habits are so terrible in the summer its like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake 

radicalravenclaw:

my eating habits are so terrible in the summer its like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake 

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

blastortoise:

"good luck in the real world" says the 16 year old white middle class boy still living with his parents and never paid a bill in his life

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

autopsynecropsy:

Why I killed them Serial killers talking about their murders and motives
"I wish I could stop but I could not. I had no other thrill or happiness." ― Dennis Nilsen
"The more I looked at people, the more I hated them." ― Charles Starkweather
"What I did was not for sexual pleasure. Rather, it brought me some peace of mind." ― Andrei Chikatilo
"A ‘possessed’ dog in the neighborhood won’t let me stop killing until he gets his fill of blood." ― David Berkowitz
""I was born with the devil in me. I could not help the fact that I was a murderer, no more than a poet can help the inspiration to sing…I was born with the Evil One standing as my sponsor beside the bed where I was ushered into the world, and he has been with me since." ― H.H. Holmes
"One thing I know for sure. It was a definite compulsion because I couldn’t quit. I tried, but after the Ambassador, I couldn’t quit. It would be nice if someone could give the answer on a silver platter as to why I did all this and what caused it, because I can’t come up with an answer." ― Jeffrey Dahmer
"I had a compulsion to do it." ― Ed Gein
"To me, this world is nothing but evil, and my own evil just happened to come out ‘cause of the circumstances of what I was doing." ― Aileen Wuornos
"I always had a desire to inflict pain on others and to have others inflict pain on me. I always seemed to enjoy everything that hurt. The desiore to inflict pain, that is all that is uppermost." ― Albert Fish
"I did this not as a sex act…but out of hate for her. I don’t mean out of hate for her in particular, really I mean out of hate for a woman." ― Albert DeSalvo
"She was giving me oral sex, and she got carried away … So I choked her." ― Arthur Shawcross
"When this monster enter my brain I will never know. But, it here to stay. How does one cure himself? I can’t stop it so the monster goes on, and hurt me as well as society. Maybe you can stop him. I can’t." ― Dennis Rader
"I have got to say this: it felt really, really, really good. One of the best things I have done in my life." ― Daniel Gonzalez
"He started messing with the christmas tree, telling me how nice the christmas tree was. So I shot him." ― David Bullock
"I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma." ― Edmund Kemper
"Every man to his own tastes. Mine is for corpses." ― Henri Blot
Source: Serial killer magazine, issue 14
“I do all the things you used to hate. I dye my hair colors that make the church ladies stare. I go to bed without dinner and subside entirely on air. I make tea and pour cream in after. I give up reading. I give up The Beatles. I never eat another plate of scrambled eggs. I shape myself into someone you would dislike. My speech sharpens. My teeth turn to fangs. I let go of the softness that drew you to me. My fingernails itch to become claws and I don’t fight it. This is what it takes to survive. I let people into my bed that I would have walked right past with you. He is sad-eyed and needs my flimsy paper wrists to support him. I pour every late night with you into him, until he says, ‘I love you, I love you’ and I say, ‘Shh, you’ll ruin the fun.’ I do what it takes to forget you, and at the end, have more bruises than the ones I started with, but I can finally look at a sunset and not feel anything at all.”
- I Practice Death To Forget You | Lora Mathis  (via soggypoetry)

(Source: lora-mathis)

for twenty-year-olds who have never been loved

writingsforwinter:

All of a sudden two decades have passed and you still have not kissed anyone with tongue, or kissed anyone at all for that matter, or had a 3 AM conversation with someone who would rather look into your eyes for ten minutes straight than talk. You have never worn a lover’s…

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."